i need a paid break from life

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unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ 

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what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

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I want a gym membership but I don’t want to go by myself and all the bitches in my house are broke and would probably expect me to pay for them.

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when someone says “ten years ago” i think about the 90’s not 2003

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yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

this is the best thing ive ever heard

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why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
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i guess probably the best thing about myself is that everything i do is cool and sexy 

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the only thing I’ve learned from vines is that a lot can happen in 6 seconds

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there are 7 billion people on the planet and you only interact with like a fraction of a fracton of them in your lifetime. imagine how many incredible friendships or relationships you could have but you’ll never meet or get to know those people

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the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

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