trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

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legshaving:

Ameeeeeen  

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howtobeaheartbreaker:

attempting to hide ur sexuality like

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howtobeaheartbreaker:

attempting to hide ur sexuality like

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tensioned:

my anaconda wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole

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illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

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so-personal:

everything personal

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

Football Player Flaunts Sexual Orientation On Live Television (x)

AJ McCarron didn’t seem to care that television cameras were on him when he decided to flaunt his heterosexual relationship with Katherine Webb.

“All of a sudden they were making out,” said ESPN viewer Roger Jellyton. “I couldn’t believe my eyes, and my children were in the room. How was I supposed to explain what they were seeing? What, that it’s OK for two people who love each other to kiss in a moment of joy and celebration? Ugh. What is this nation coming to? Enough is enough.”

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neopetsdiva:

lady gaga turned 28 this year. madonna did that in 1624… when will the plagiarism stop?

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shittyteenblog:

if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up

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joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

image

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paulyoptosaurus:

you cant just skip to your favorite part of a song you have to earn it

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